PPBUI

Let’s practice our English.

Final Review August 22, 2007

Filed under: teacher — ppbui @ 8:26 am

As your teacher, I appreciate your idea to improve your writing skill through this blog. Even the term was over, you are still enthusiastic to post your writings. You made every efforts to improve your English in spite of fact that your English were actually embarrassing for students at your level.

 

I always said that you were in GE-9! In this level, you had to pay more attention to accuracy. Accuracy, accuracy, and accuracy. Not only fluency. Speaking frankly, your achievement until the final test didn’t make me satisfied. Teaching you made me so hopeless that I had no idea about what to do. You were the worst students I’ve ever taught.

 

Let me give a brief evaluation on what you had achieved. First, Adhe. You were the most active student, especially on speaking. However, you need to pay more attention to grammar. You were master in memorizing vocabularies. Sometimes you even memorized unimportant words. (Do you want to compile a dictionary?) It made me wonder how you said that you wanted to have more quality time with your daughter, whereas at the same time you wasted your time to memorize vocabularies that you would not use them in real conversation.

 

Then, Wahyu. You need to avoid bad habit in speaking: mixing English and bahasa Indonesia. (Do you want to replace Jarwo Kwat’s position?). Moreover, you will have kid soon. I know you are a good daddy. Please don’t teach your kid with that confusing language.

 

Indri. You need to practice your speaking more frequently, no matter how you do it. It will be better if you get married with an English speaking guy so you have long-lasting partner in learning English. And the more important thing, it will be free of charge. You need to pay nothing.

 

Indah. You rarely took part in speaking activity but you were good in writing. Keep writing, who knows someday you will be a great writer. If it’s necessary, you can leave your recent job and switch it to writing job like journalist, novelist, or typist, as long as not pipist.

 

And, Joseph. I can conclude nothing about you since you were absent more frequently than present. You were the strangest student: you paid for English course but you didn’t attend the class. What was in your mind when you submitted for the course?

 

The last, Sholeh. You were the best student. Although you didn’t attend final test, you are allowed to join next level if you want, for free.

 

Ok, that’s my brief review.

 

Your (fake) teacher

(who believes that language is a matter of culture, not a set of rule)

 

7 Responses to “Final Review”

  1. Wahyu Says:

    Are you Simon??? From American Idol???

  2. Sholeh (the fake teacher) Says:

    Just for you to know, after posting this writing, I smiled throughout the day. I felt really satisfied although I cursed myself because I couldn’t attend final test. Quoting Simon American Idol, “I don’t mean to be rude, but… what I said was facts, wasn’t it? (:roar with laughter)

  3. Adhe Says:

    Wakakakak….. (burst of laughter!) I knew it was you, Sholeh! naughty naughty boy!! especially your last comment bout yourself, hmmmm… it’s very obvious lah… you can’t fool me! and you know what? neither ms Asri nor ms Rita can be that rude.. coz they are polite and decent women (hope they read it and consider my final test score..hehehe)

    I let you know something that can flatter you (make you feel that you can fool someone successfully by writing that comments) Indah… you can breathe a sigh of relief now…(smile..) naughty Sholeh will say to you : “GOTCHA!!”
    you almost make Indah get shock! c’mon, apologize to her! hehehe.. Indah..don’t be so naif gal..

    Adhe

  4. indri Says:

    It was a good idea. Actually i’m on my way to the path that you suggest me to do. Hopefully everything will be alright :D
    I hope that’s your pray for me :) Amen….

  5. Joseph Says:

    Hey Guys..!
    I received msg from Indah told me that *fake* review made her SHOCK. Of course I was curios then. Actually you were success at the moment (‘The shock rendered her *dizzy* until She realized then.

    Hoping you enjoyed that. The sticky end : Let’s bury your differences :) )

  6. Sholeh (the fake teacher) Says:

    What’s happened with you, Indah? Do you need artificial respiration? (:p) You’ve got good remarks from the teacher, haven’t you?
    …I never meant to cause you trouble, I never meant to do you wrong… (Trouble, Coldplay)

  7. Indah Says:

    Soleh, I’ll kill u 4 this. Sure, I WILL!!

    If only u allow me to join in ur company (as a journalist like u ^–^) maybe I’ll forgive u :p


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